One sneaky benefit to food delivery and takeout apps is: You don't have to ask for your ABSURD CUSTOMIZATIONS in person.
Someone from a pizza joint shared a VERY complicated order they got, and it's going viral online. It was a "large hand-tossed pizza," with these special requests:
1. Triple pepperoni
2. Extra cheese
3. Banana peppers
4. Light jalapenos
5. Half chicken
6. Half mushrooms
7. Half caramelized onions
8. Half olives
9. Light sauce
There was also a note on the order that explained the situation:
Quote, "Yes, I know this looks insane, and you're probably like who is this dude? [I have] a very pregnant wife. I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly you should be too . . . Thank you and godspeed."
Which is funny . . . but if I was making the order for this woman, I'd wanna know, which "half" do each of these partial pizza ingredients go on? Maybe they all go onto one super-supreme half?
Unfortunately, the worker did not share a photo of the finished product, or the COST of all this . . . but there are some fun comments online. Like:
"He didn't order pizza. He submitted a cry for help."
"That pie sounds FIRE.
"Now, I'm scared of getting my girl pregnant."
"I'm pregnant, and reading this just got me hungry!"
"At least when women are pregnant they precisely know what they want to eat."
(Buzzfeed)
(Here's the receipt. It does say $17.99 on it . . . but that could be the base price for a large, not the TOTAL charge.)