This Spider on my porch is HUGE AND TERRIFYING!

Tina mentioned a spider on my porch while she was dog sitting for me. I got home, and it was daylight, so I forgot about it. Last night, Jake is like "OMG! Come look at this spider"! It's huge, and I made him take pics, but he said he isn't getting closer than this. He said it's a large strawberry, and it's closer to the camera than the spider because that's as close as he'll get. It's HUGE!
I told Dave I might be late for work one morning if I get caught in the web...or I'll start selling tickets if she starts spelling stuff out like "Some Pig" or "THICC"...Falen's Web style.
Jake claims the spider is killing bugs, so we should let her stay, but I know he's just scared!

Will she kill us?

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