Any time is a good time for football, in my eyes. Tailgate is my middle name (it's not, it's actually Edwin.) BUT POINT BEING... It's always a good time to party while your team is on the field. No one can replace the beloved Vikings in the Cities, but I think it's about time for a new addition to the Twin Cities sports family.
An XFL team.
Why, E. White? Why would that be a good idea? Who would go to games? We already have the Vikings.
I agree... but CAN YOU DRINK WITH THE VIKINGS ON THE FIELD?
NO!!!
YOU CAN IN THE XFL.
ALSO, GIANT BEER SNAKES.
WE NEED A TEAM. LET'S RAGE.