I KNOW you remember Slap Bracelets. If you didn't have them, your kids did. And even though they were sharp when the cloth wore away, and cut kids' arms, they still sell them.
But they're far from the most dangerous toy ever!
Allison had this when she was about 6. It's called a Sky Dancer. Those wings on the doll? Basically propeller blades that will gnaw at a kid's corneas.
I'd never heard of Aqua Dots but apparently they were perfect for little kids to put in their mouth. Oh, and they were poisonous. So there's that.
And the "Jart" or lawn dart. Yep, basically a big, heavy sharp dart you're supposed to throw like a horseshoe, but it must have landed on too many feet, cuz they don't make them anymore.