KFC just invented a new utensil to make shoveling food in your face even more fun. It's called the FINGER SPORK.
It looks exactly like a normal spork, but fits on the end of your finger. So if you put five of them on, you'd be like a spork version of Edward Scissorhands.
They announced them in a jokey infomercial on YouTube. So they're a novelty thing, not a serious product. They actually look harder to use than normal silverware.
To get one, you have to order a Sides Lovers Meal. Each order comes with two. They'll have them at participating locations through July 12th.
Stupid One-Liner: KFC now has little sporks that fit on your fingers. Because apparently, our ancestors were not spinning in their graves fast enough.
(Here's the video.)