Oscar Mayer is now selling a bologna-inspired "face mask." Unfortunately, it's not a public, pandemic-style mask, it's one of those beauty masks that people put on at home to moisturize their skin.
The mask is pink, like a slice of bologna, and it sort of resembles how kids will bite holes in the slices for their eyes and mouth, and hold them up to their face. And that was the inspiration for the mask. (Here's a pic)
They started selling them on Amazon yesterday for $5.00 apiece. They say they'll sell them "as supplies last", but last we checked they were marked as "currently unavailable." It's unclear if they're already gone, or if there will be more.