Your mom’s finger appears in 47% of the pictures she takes on her phone.
Nobody looks anything like their Bitmoji.
If you're stand in downtown Coon Rapids, you'll wish you weren't.
If you've made out with Weather Girl Jenny and didn't get sick, you're immune from the Corona Virus.
Ever since the post it note, nobody's really done any work over at 3M.
Mr. Clean actually has one of the dirtiest mouths in showbiz.
Students in Falen's high school graduating class has a combined GPA of nearly 3.0 and that's pretty darn good!
According to a scientific study, it was found that even after using Charmin, your heiney is not actually shiny.