Here's a New Olympic Sport I Invented

I think all of us have done the thing where we run across a tile or wood floor and see how far we can slide.

Today, I was doing it and it occurred to me that this should be a sport. I'm thinking in a few years it'll be in the Olympics. If they let stupids sports like rhythmic gymnastics and men's basketball be Olympic sports, this one is a sure thing.

The rules are:



Then try to see how close you can come to a certain foul line, in this case it would be my phone.

I'm not nearly fit enough to be on this team and I got a little winded while inventing this sport, but I'm sure some NCAA governing body would be happy to pay full scholarships for great "Run and Slide" athletes.

I'm still working on a better name for it.

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