If you're gonna steal cereal, at least steal cereal that tastes good.
There's a 25-year-old guy named Robin Bolin in Portland, Oregon. And last week, while a neighbor of his was taking groceries out of the car, Robin drove by and STOLE a box of Cheerios.
The neighbor called the cops. And when they got to Robin's place, they found him sitting at his house, enjoying a bowl of those Cheerios . . . and a beer.
It turns out Robin was drunk the whole time, so he was arrested for driving under the influence.