First of all, such a great wedding photo! Congrats to the married couple....
Now that I have my congrats out of the way... FALEN IS SETTING ME UP!
I woke up to a tweet.....
I'm thinking to myself, "why am I the scapegoat?" It could've been legitimately anybody but nahhhhh Zach and Colt taking the heat (I know this is stupid drama but I need to blog so just deal with it).
ANYWAYS. Zach responds, totally throwing me under the bus:
Turns out. I did eat the cliff bar, BUT IT WAS MINE.
The other night, I bought a cliff... The vending machine eyed me up and was like "oh this dude looks genuinely nice, i'm going to shoot out two instead of one."
So it did just that. I left the other Cliff bar in the studio as a go to snack later in the week. And last night, I ate said bar:
WHAT!? That was mine! I bought mine and the vending machine shot out two. Also I think we should make a Netflix documentary about this scenario https://t.co/d8jLe0h0os— Colt On Airrrrr (@ColtRadio) September 26, 2018
Falen immediately folded:
I didn't remember buying it...so you're saying you ate the cliff bar you bought that I thought I bought but didn't but wanted to eat today? https://t.co/b0NECWs3bJ— Falen (@falenkdwb) September 26, 2018
My response was taken lightly but i'm serious about getting a movie deal:
I think it’s just enough scandal to get a major motion picture deal https://t.co/R1xXOhkbYy— Colt On Airrrrr (@ColtRadio) September 26, 2018
Point of the story is Cliff needs to endorse us so we have unlimited bars.
Thanks for reading!