Since Parents Can't Stop Swearing, Here's Ten Alternatives Parents Use

Swearing in front of kids is a big 'no no' and parents will ask you to watch your mouth in front of their children, a new report suggests that more and more folks really don’t seem to care if you swear in front of their kids. A survey of British parents found that 20% of parents believe swearing is harmless, with two-thirds of folks saying they’ve sworn in front of their children or someone else’s. Regardless of that, 64% of parents admit they are “worried” about the language their kids use, with 40% saying they’ve heard their child swear in front of them, with "s**t" being the most common word.

Swearing is a bad habit and parents that are trying to stop have found some creative alternatives, here are the ten best. 


  1. What the frog
  2. Sugar
  3. Oh muck
  4. Shitake mushrooms
  5. Mothersmucker
  6. Oh cheeses (we also like cheese 'n'rice)
  7. Shut the Front Door
  8. Fire Truck
  9. Bull Spit
  10. Oh Ship 


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