Okay...so this is cool, someone just found that if you go to Google Translate . . . set the language to Maori, which is the language of the indigenous people from New Zealand . . . type the word "dog" 18 times . . . and translate it to English, you get a strange result.
The translation reads, quote, "Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve. We are experiencing characters and a dramatic developments in the world, which indicate that we are increasingly approaching the end times and Jesus' return."
Google swears it's just a weird glitch and NOT their secret way of letting us know the end of days is near but they can't prove that. Theory: Artificial intelligence has found a way to communicate and warn us. If you need us we'll be at the store stocking up on canned food, water and toilet paper.
A representative says, quote, "Google Translate learns from examples of translations on the web . . . this is simply a function of inputting nonsense into the system, to which nonsense is generated." Whatever you say.