Today's Top 10: Knock, Knock Jokes


1. Knock, Knock

"Who's there?"

"A broken pencil."

"A broken pencil who?"

Nevermind, it’s Pointless


2. Knock, Knock

Who's there?"

"Europe."

"Europe who?"

No, you’re a poo


3.Knock, Knock

 Who's there?"

"Theodore!"

"Theodore who?"

Theodore wasn’t there so I knocked


4. Knock, Knock

Who's there?"

"Al."

"Al who?"

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.


5. Knock, Knock

 Who's there?"

"Cows go."

"Cows go who?"

No, Silly.  Cows go moo.


6.  Knock, Knock

Who’s there?"

"Hanna."

"Hanna who?"

Hanna partridge in a pear tree.


7.  

Knock, Knock

Who's there?"

"Mikey."

"Mikey who?"

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. 


8. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?"

"Nana."

"Nana who?"

Nana your business


9.Knock, Knock

 Who's there?"

"Little old lady."

"Little old lad who?"

I didn’t know you could yodel


10. Knock, Knock

 Who's there?"

"To."

"To who?"

To whom. 


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