1. Knock, Knock
"Who's there?"
"A broken pencil."
"A broken pencil who?"
Nevermind, it’s Pointless
2. Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"Europe."
"Europe who?"
No, you’re a poo
3.Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"Theodore!"
"Theodore who?"
Theodore wasn’t there so I knocked
4. Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"Al."
"Al who?"
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
5. Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"Cows go."
"Cows go who?"
No, Silly. Cows go moo.
6. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?"
"Hanna."
"Hanna who?"
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.
7.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"Mikey."
"Mikey who?"
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
8. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?"
"Nana."
"Nana who?"
Nana your business
9.Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"Little old lady."
"Little old lad who?"
I didn’t know you could yodel
10. Knock, Knock
Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
To whom.