Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was recently honored Wednesday (3/29) with a statue to celebrate his career (and striking good looks) in his hometown of Funchal in Portugal's Madeira region. The city held a ceremony renaming the local airport in his honor, too (the Cristiano Ronaldo Madeira International Airport).
But that's not the point. The point is LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE-ISH STATUE OF CRISTIANO RONALDO:
More like Cristiano Ronald-NO, amiright?
Source: BuzzFeed; Photo: Getty Images