Today's Top 10: Dirty Dating Moves Guys Pull


1. "Maybe we can think about being exclusive soon." Nothing like hearing "Maybe I'll stop screwing other people in the coming months, maybe not, tough to say" to make me start falling in love.

2. "I'm scared of how good this is." This is usually used as excuse as to why they can't commit or date you anymore.

3. "The timing just isn't right." Yeah, Feb is a bad time to find someone you have fun with and connect with on all levels. That's more of a March situation.

4. "I want to be with you, but…" If you wanted to, you would.

5. "I want to keep things like they are right now." Oh, you mean as in "totally murky and weird because we have no idea what's going on between the two of us?"

6. "I don't have enough time to give you the attention you deserve." This is some smooth bull. See also: "You deserve someone who can love you the way you deserve to be loved.”

7. “What if you just come over to my place and watch a movie?”

AKA you are too lazy to actually take me out somewhere nice and then will try to feel me up within the first 20 minutes of said movie.

8. "I'm just not ready for a relationship right now." Translation: "I do not want to be in a relationship with you, probably ever.”

9. Not texting you, but always replying to the texts you send them. When I stop texting him and he wonders why I stopped liking him, since he thinks he did everything right.

10. "I'll be at a bar with my friends around 11 p.m. You should swing by." This one is hilariously lazy.


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