10. "I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."
9. Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you?
8. "I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter... CHUNKY!"
7. Are those space pants? Because your booty is outta control
6. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
5. "Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.”
4. Do you work at Subway? ‘cause you just gave me a footlong.
3. "I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"
2. Your breasts remind me of Mouth Rushmore – my face should be amongst them
Was your mom a beaver? Cause damn!