Today's Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines


10. "I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

9. Do you have a band-aid?  Cause I scraped my knee falling for you? 

8. "I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter... CHUNKY!"

7. Are those space pants?  Because your booty is outta control

6. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine! 

5. "Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.”

4. Do you work at Subway?  ‘cause you just gave me a footlong. 

3. "I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

2. Your breasts remind me of Mouth Rushmore – my face should be amongst them

 Was your mom a beaver? Cause damn! 


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