Sorry, Night Owls. Experts say staying up late damages your mental health. But that's not the only drawback from a lack of shuteye. See what we mean with today's list of the . . . Top 5 Ways to Know You're Not Getting Enough Sleep.
The gate agent at Southwest offers to check the bags under your eyes.
You can't stay awake during your hush money trial.
Your coffee order at Starbucks is a double espresso. With a shot of fentanyl.
You never want to have sex. And you're not married.
You're up all night tossing and turning. And not in a good way, like Leonardo DiCaprio and a Slovenian supermodel half his age.
You hate mornings like the rest of the WNBA hates Caitlin Clark.
It takes forever for you to get out of your bed. Or, if you work in radio, your cot at the shelter.
Thanks to the dark circles around your eyes, people think you're Vince Vaughn.
You spend most of the day feeling foggy and confused. Or as that's now known: presidential.
You never remember your dreams. But let's be honest: If you wake up aroused, it was probably about me.
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