There's a discussion on Reddit right now where people and probably some Russian bots are sharing the innocent questions that someone asked that secretly CRUSHED them a little inside.
Here are some of the best ones . . .
1. "When are you due?" . . . when the woman wasn't pregnant.
2. "Do you have any friends besides us?"
3. "Are you sick? You look sick" . . . when the person was NOT sick.
4. "First day on the job?" . . . when the person had been doing it for 10 years.
5. "Are all penises that small?"
(Reddit)