When we're talking around YOUNG EARS, we need to be mindful when we're talking about . . . or asking for . . . playtime for ADULTS.
People online are sharing their favorite FAMILY-FRIENDLY phrases for intercourse. And here are the ones that scored the most likes . . .
1. "Going to take a nap."
2. "Helping each other with our taxes."
3. "Having an adult meeting."
4. "Sharing some quality time."
5. "Moving furniture."
6. "Going over insurance papers."
7. "Playing hopscotch." (???) (Not sure this will GET RID of the kids.)
8. "Going to fold laundry."
9. "Doing some cardio."
10. "Trying to conceive." (???) (A little on the nose . . . and kinda heavy.)
11. "Doing a team-building exercise."
12. "Enjoying each other's company, you know, biblically."
13. "Loading the dishwasher." (This works better if you have locks on the kitchen door . . . because no one is going upstairs to do the dishes. Kids are young . . . they're not stupid.)
14. "Knockin' boots."
15. "Listening to some Prince."
16. And one person suggested, "Letting the kids watch another episode."