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If You Could Freeze Time, Would You Do Anything Illegal? 86% Say Yes

A lot of people would LOVE the superpower of being able to FREEZE TIME: So they could get more stuff done . . . or just to sit on their couch doing nothing, for once. But what about robbing a liquor store?  (???)

random poll asked, "If you could freeze time would you do anything illegal?"

And surprisingly, 86% of people said YES they would . . . 13% would NOT.

The poll did note that "minor crimes don't count."  (It's unclear what counts as "minor." Is it cutting to the front of a long line . . . having a dog off leash . . . or jaywalking or something?)

In the comments, people joyously talked about never paying for groceries . . . robbing from big businesses . . . becoming a poker shark . . . trespassing for the sake of anonymous investigative reporting... 

"Switching the clothes on two people" (???) . . . and perving on naked people.  (Which would probably be the #1 answer among teenage boys.) One person said, "Is stopping time every morning to sleep more illegal?"


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