Here are some of the best white lies parents on Twitter admit to telling their kids
- “The ice cream man plays music when he’s out of ice cream.”
- “The WiFi is down, so … no iPad for a while.”
- “Daddy was on top of me because I was choking on something.”
- “Me and your mom were just wrestling, we’re huge WWE fans.”
- “I can make you the same burger that McDonald’s sells at home”
- “Maybe we can do that later...”
- “The monster under the bed is vegan.”
- “It’s the law, you can’t date until you’re 18 or older.”
- “It’s illegal to turn the light on in the car while driving.”
- “They don’t make batteries for that toy anymore, aww sorry.”