My List of Why it Sucks Being Short


Jake and I are both short people, so we know why it can suck! Here''s a list I put together....

*Reaching drive thru windows, mail boxes etc requires you take your seat belt off or open door.

*Forget reaching upper cabinets

*All pants are too long. All maxi dresses and skirts are too long.

*You’re never called sexy-you’re called cute or adorable.

*Forget going to a general admission show, or being at anything that is in a crowd in general. You won’t see anything unless you’re in the front row.

*If you’re a short dude, your dating options are cut in half

*You’re always forced into the crammed crappy seats like bitch because "they need more leg space".

*Gaining 5lbs looks like 20.