I thought I bought a fake tree online, and then it arrived...

Last year, we got a real tree, and while we loved it, we didn't want to deal with everything that goes along with it this year. I did a lot of research online because I wanted a fuller tree, and I could only find tall thin ones. I looked on Amazon, and somehow ended up in a rabbit hole of trees. I found one I really liked on the William Sonoma website of all places. I was so excited. I got it yesterday...and you can see how it all unfolded in the video below. I'm stupid. Looking back, there are a lot of signs I missed...