We've all ding dong ditched someone in our lives. You were probably like six years old and thought you were the funniest person on that planet.
FAIR, but you probably didn't alarm anyone, outside of Old Man Jenkins yelling "you crazy kids!!!" or something like that.
Now, a GIANT MOOSE, that's alarming.
Yep, a family in Anchorage got ding dong ditched by a moose's booty.
I still don't know what the plural of moose is...
Is it meese? Moosen? A flock of mooses?