I find nothing wrong with this whatsoever.
A pizza joint in Pearl River, NY, thought it would be a great idea to do something outrageous with their pizza.
Weird toppings? Nah, done before.
Stuffed crust. What are we? Amateurs?
I GOT IT. Let's take a large pie, stuff it with pasta, garlic knots, and mozzarella sticks, and roll it up like a burrito!!!
Genius. Also, they were DEFINITELY stoned when they thought of this.
This thing is SEVEN POUNDS.
2 am on a Friday night, you and three friends. Could you crush it?