Okay, I low key feel a little upset over the fact that I got glanced over.
To be fair, Blake Shelton can get it. He's okay looking or whatever... Obviously charming and good looking enough to land a relationship with Gwen Stefani.
But... As a SUPER famous radio personality. I feel shook. I think it's a conspiracy.
See, in my mind, I think People is afraid to put me on the map. They need somebody else to validate my success/good looks. They don't want to be the first people to jump onto the Colt Train.
Soooo let me do the validating. Here are the sexiest photos of me on the internet, that should've landed me on the Sexiest Men List.
But, ya know.. Whatever.
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