Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Have Arrived. Yes, You Read That Right

The Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week. But this is even more exciting: Now a totally different orifice can enjoy those fall flavors.

Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist.

The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them "DUMPkin Spice" wipes.  (Here's a photo.)

According to the description, they're designed to, quote, "keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents."

They posted a picture of a pumpkin with the date "9-5-23" carved in it, so we're guessing that's when they officially drop. But you can already buy them on Amazon.

It's actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back. They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes in 2019.

I guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real thing. 



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