My first question is, how long did it actually take to put this together because I CAN'T IMAGINE the person that put this together hasn't had to check into the funny farm. "The 179 Days of Christmas," was spotted by The A.V. Club, is almost nine hours of nonstop bad lyrics bopping along to a cartoony woodblock beat. If you're able to make it through this entire thing then you are the MOST PATIENT PERSON EVER.