NSFW: There's A Ridiculous Turkey Sex Position & It's Kinda Funny

 

If you wanted to bring a festive feel into the bedroom with you this holiday season, we’ve got good news and bad news. The good news? There’s a turkey sex position. The bad news? There’s a turkey sex position. It’s completely outrageous, and it involves your partner actually gobbling during dirty time. Sound sexy yet?

 

The main idea is this: your man starts going at it with you, and when the moment feels right, he lets out a gobble and spanks you a little, leaving a little hand turkey mark on your bum. It’s more of a funny idea than it is an actual idea for steaming up the bedroom. The thought of the act is ridiculous to most, we hope. But if you’re brave enough to try something new this Thursday, this might be your move.

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