Halloween hasn't been the best for me.
I never do anything to create an awesome costume until it's too late. I always end up just throwing makeup on my face and going out as a zombie or a half assed dead looking thing.
Why does my wife continue to let me dress like a fool??
This year i need your help. NO WAY IN HAAAAEEEEILLLLLL am I going as normal dressed dude with paint on his face. You have two options.
Option 2: (Mermaid man and Barnacle boy)
Also, what are you going as???