I know how it is... Actually, I really don't. However, I imagine it's extremely annoying when you're trying to get sun at the beach or chillin around one of the dope lakes in the Twin Cities, and a guy thirstier than me working out without water hits on you.
I think the Hairy Chest Swimsuit will detour them. Or at least it's worth a shot.
Here's what the suit looks like:
It's clearly a movement.
Buy yours here (side note, not an endorsement, hairy chest suit makers you owe me a percentage).