How to tie a tie
To open doors for their dates.
Watch Internet porn without getting caught.
How to accept the fact that women now have balls!
Drive stick and change a tire.
That doors are for going outside and meeting real people.
Basic maintenance on their automobile. For example: Oil change, brakes, and wipers.
Laundry, cook, iron, clean up after themselves, love.
The difference between their, there, and they're; you're and your; too, to, two; then and than.
How to make at least 3 great cocktails, 2 great meals
Know when NOT to say something to their girlfriends or wives. It's an art that is never truly mastered.
Have taken your parents out for dinner.
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