10 Struggles Only Thirtysomething Moms Would Understand
By Steve-O
All of your favorite songs are on the oldies station - Nothing ages you faster than realizing you don’t know anyone performing at the GRAMMYs and your favorite songs are on easy listening and oldies radio.
Getting carded is cause for celebration- We ignore when the clerk says he has to ID everyone and cherish this moment.
Your favorite childhood toys are more popular than ever ... and they're terrible - My Little Ponies and Easy-Bake Ovens are still around and they’re not as cool as the ones we had growing up.
You have no idea where to shop for clothes- We feel like kids in stores like J.Jill, but the name Forever 21 is just a lie. Thank God for leggings!
Most of your social events include hyper preschoolers and goodie bags - These days going out to a party that starts at 10 means in the morning.
Hello, random aches and pains- Bending over and sleeping wrong can now leave us in a world of hurt.
You worry about pimples and wrinkles at the same time - We’ll take all the creams and serums, thanks very much.
You have zero bladder control- Maybe it was having kids that destroyed our bladders. Or maybe it’s all the coffee we drink because of the child-induced sleep deprivation.
Your kid's favorite foods might turn against you - You used to love Taco Tuesday too, but now it gives you heartburn in the middle of the night.
Younger moms will ask you for parenting advice- So don’t freak them out by telling them that you’re parenting by the seat of your pants, too.