An Instagram user named Jordan_VonSmith86 recently left a comment on one of Burger King's Instagram photos saying, quote, "My girl legit took 20 minutes ordering in the drive-thru last night, those Whoppers were worth it though, LOL."
But there was one problem. His girlfriend, Shanlee, saw the comment...but she wasn't with him that night.
So SHE commented, "Um excuse me @Jordan_VonSmith86??? I don't recall going last night or ever liking Burger King. Who are you talking about?" And then her next comment was, "Answer your [effing] phone."
Then she tagged some of her friends in another comment, THEY all left comments about how they knew Jordan was bad for her.
Eventually Shanlee ended up DUMPING him, right there in the comments on Burger King's Instagram photo: "Hope the Whopper Juniors were worth it. Your [stuff] is outside."
Of course, it's possible that this is all a hoax . . . but why would someone even bother creating all those fake Instagram accounts? So we're going to assume it's real. Please let it be real.